A woman rubbed a bottle and out popped a genie,The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes.
The genie said,'Nope,sorry,three-wish ginies are a storybook myth.
I\m a one-wish genie,so... what'll it be?'
The woman did not hesitate.She said,' i want peace in the Middle East.
See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other.
I want all the Arabs to love the jews and Americans and vice-versa.It will bring about world peace and harmony.'
The genie looked at the map and exclaimed,'Lady,be reasonable.These countries have been at war for thousands of year,I'm out of shape after being in a bottle for five hundred years...I...