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About Me
I wish I had a Ph.D and was muscular. I often think people around me, who don't even know me, are listening to me and think I'm funny, like when I'm on a mobile phone on a bus, or in a cinema, or sometimes in churches during that bit where everyone goes silent. I once saved 12 ducks from drowning -- they were getting washed down a water pipe, and I built them a dam to get out. I could never eat duck again.