The LEBANESE Sense of Business:
Rachid, Lebanese businessman, talks to his son...
Rachid: I want you to marry a girl of my choice/
Son: I will choose my own bride/
Rachid: But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter/
Son: Well, in that case...
Next Rachid approaches Bill Gates/
Rachid: I have a husband for your daughter./
Bill Gates: But my daughter is too young to marry/
Rachid: But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank./
Bill Gates: Ah, in that case...
Finally Rachid goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Rachid: I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president./
President: But I already have...