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About Me
Built out of chocolate from the jungles of the amazon and brought to life by a crazy voodoo priest sometime in the 40s to fight Hitler, the island of Madagascar, and Superman. Spent most of his time after the war researching ways to turn wax candles into gold, but eventually bored of this. Recent exploits include posting Dave's Chinchillas to KFC as a special kind of asian chicken. They were "returned to sender" due to the bird flu scare - so Dave eventually got them back, saving a lawsuit - and they got great stories to tell their grandchildren about the magical wonders of the postal service. Turns out it's actually run by giant sn...