If I was a Russian mobster, i'd be significantly cooler than I am now. I just dont look like a Boris. Or Ivan. Or Raskolnikov. I'm out of Russian names now. When i put on a mood ring, it always turns dark blue. I dont know what that means, because i didnt want to mess with the little piece of paper at the store. Sometimes it turns pink though, which i can only interpret as "Gay". So I guess I'm a tranquil gay. Though I'm neither. But the mood ring never lies! I'm going to go look for glow in the dark velcro dinosaur shoes now. goodbye.