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About Me
After leaving the Jedi Academy, I first tried to start a career as a snake charmer. After nearly being swallowed by Jim the Boa, I decided that superhero would be a good call. Unfortunately I soon discovered that not only do I not have X-ray vision, but that people laugh at the sight of a 33 year old man wearing his underwear outside his Trousers. So after 2 failed relationships, leaving a child with each of the women who begged me not leave, I have now been with a woman called Sheila, and her 3 kids, for about 4 years now. I still try to develop my super powers. Just the other day I wasn't even concentrating, and I burnt my finger.....ok so...