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About Me
How do you talk to a fish? You drop him a line... Why should you never tell a clock a secret? Because time will always tell... As you can tell I'm a bit of a mad head, and love being a cunning linguist. Oh and you know what I've realised, 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence? I think not! When I was a kid I got booted out of the scouts, I mean come on, I was only eating a Brownie, what's so bad about that!? Right gotta jet, the men in white coats are coming, why won't they leave me be!! Love ya lon...x