I smoke crack. I have 5 children, had 6 but I ate one, I'm not a good father. I took the small bus to school and I used to have my mittens pinned to my sleeves, oh and my crash helmet had stars painted on it lol. I neglect my wife and family because I feel they are a burden to me gettin some action, thats about it. Hit me up if you found any of that somewhat amusing :) And if you are deeply offended well then you can kiss my white ass, thanks!