I'm a Chimneysweep.
Mr Absoliutely Ordinary.
I can not claim to have any outstanding qualities.I'm as dim as they come!
I have never left the United Kingdom and never been to Blackpool-went to London when i was eight-didn't see the Queen ,so i never went there again.
I am a Virgo (some people seem to need to know this?)but i tend not to wear white robes(sorry, thats virgins isn't it)
Longest trip i've ever done?-down my stairs and it hurt!
N.B.-To set the record straight,and answer all those people who have asked-'no,i have definitely not had plastic surgery to enhance my looks-its all natural!- and no animals were hurt during my creation' thank you.
As i've got older i've become more tolerant of others and more aware of rash decisions i've made in the past....wrong socks,funny haircuts,beards,etc etc...
UPDATE
CANCEL