when a lady i pregnant, All friends touch her stomach and say "Congrats" But none of them come and touch the man's P***S and say well done... Moral: Hard work never appreciated, only result matters.

A boy carry his cat in school, teacher asked him why u carry ur cat in school? Boy: Yesterday my sisters Boyfriend said once ur brother go to school, I will eat ur P***Y hahaha [[devil]]

Q: You stick your pole inside me, You tie me down to get me up? What me ?

What goes in Hard & Pink, then Comes out soft & Sticky? [[devil]]

On their first night, both husband and wife claimed to be a v****n. Wife : '' Honey, are you sure you are a v****n? If this is your first time, why are you doing so well? '' Husband : '' If this is your first time, how you know that I'm doing so well...?" haha [[jump]]