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It’s all gravy as the people in the gravy industry say.
Life is sweet but I’m diabetic so in real terms its ok until I take a fit then it gets exciting.
Hairs on your hands is a sign of madness but hairs under your nails is a sign that sniffing glue is bad for your health! You still with me???
I saw a homeless guy with **** on his jacket the other day but I guess that’s least of his worries! Which made me think would he walk around with **** on his face if I paid him enough hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
Some say god works in mysterious ways but I think he’s either very lucky or extremely daft or maybe most things he does is a d...