I am in need of constant supervision. I have the mental capacity of a five year old, the foresight of a reckless mule and the patience of an epileptic goat. It is a wonder to think i have survived so long. My continued existence has been completely inadvertant though. Anyone who spent a day following me around would be amazed at how many trucks just miss running me over, or how many raging Mongol hordes just miss trampling and looting me. I have super powers.