Here are some of the actual comments made by NYC teachers on their report cards, All teachers were REPRIMANDED. 1)Since my last report, your child has hit rock bottom and has started to dig. 2)Your child is depriving a village of an idiot. 3)Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them. 4)When your daughter's IQ reaches 50 she should sell. 5)If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week. 6)It's impossible to believe the sperm that created this child beat out 1000000 others. I won't go further..........

Sort history of medicine. 2000BC - Eat that root. 1000AD - Don't eat that root, it's pagan! Say this prayer. 1850AD - Saying a prayer is superstition! Drink that potion. 1940AD - This potion contains snake poison! Take that pill. 1985AD - This pill doesn't work! Take antibiotics! 2000AD - That antibiotic is synthetic! Here, eat that ROOT!

Here comes another one for blonds. Question:Who created the jokes about blonds? Answer: The brunets during their long lonely nights......