I am a geologist cunningly disguised as a mineral processing student. Under the cover of darkness I go by the supername Master of Rock where i use my super Thai boxing and wresling powers to defend innocent rock formations against the deadly forces of nature. Who's evilness is only equal to that of geographers.
But really I'm spending a year travelling around europe (Holland, falmouth, Helsinki, germany) so I can get a masters in mineral processing and get a job with a mining company where i will eventually use mining as a way to take over the world!!