Being egyption aint easy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Being egyption is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or ,a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV.
And the most egyption thing of all? Suspicion of all things foreign!
Only in egypt can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
Only in egypt do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in egypt do people order double cheeseburgers, l...