I switch between hairgel or pomade. Everytime somebody
hands me a flier I always tell them "Sure I dont mind
throwing this away!" I once saw this overweight lady
wearing a pink Baby Phat jacket and I said to myself "Stop
lying to yourself. We both know its more than just baby
fat." I dont even bother telling my hairstylist how I
want my hair to be cut because the b!tch never listens
anyway. And there was this another time I saw this old man
with hair sticking out of his ears. They looked like baby
sea urchins. I have to cut my nails at least once a week.
Im very friendly.