Born in South America, but moved to England at the age of 3. Half-Spanish/Half-Polish, but I like to think of myself as English-if not born then bred. My hobbies include playing the guitar and occasionaly laughing at other peoples mis-fortunes ( as long as they're not too hard-core, I'm not into snuff movies, for instance), but the odd person walking into glass door thing tickles me.
Some say I'm fairly strange, but I have'nt got anyone/anything buried under my patio-besides, if I was'nt strange I'd be normal and who wants to be normal? Apart from politicians, and they don't seem to do a very good job of it.
I have to admit that I can b...