two 90yr olds been dating for a while and decide to have sex, as they lay there afterwards the man thinks 'my god if i'd av known she woz a virgin i'd av been more gentle' the woman thinks ' my god if i'd av known the old boy could actually get it up i'd av taken mt tights off'!1 A woman in the bar says that she wants to have plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts. Her husband tells her, "Hey, you don´t need surgery to do that. I know how to do it without surgery."
The lady asks, "How do I do it without surgery?"
"Just rub toilet paper between them."
Startled the lady asks, "How does that make them bigger?"
"I don´t know, but it worked for your ass."
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