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About Me
Me = I often travel the world searching for antique cat fur & stuffed antelopes. I have a keen interest in sewage disposal equipment & i have an extensive collection of systens & fossilised badger excrement. I have also devoted many years of my life to playing chess, line dancing, talking to myself and trying too hard to be funny. My favourite things are unicorns and tree bark. I am also partial to boiled fish and raw butter beans. I breed earwigs, unicorns and albino boy slaves. I have 10 toes. I like the number four. I do not have a rabbit. I just did a sex wee. My middle name is James. I have a brother. I am lazy. Broccoli is horrid. I ha...