Ok here goes, its both tempting to lie or be self critical to the point of cruelty here. But instead I'm going to opt for the honest approach, which I might add, has never got me anywhere, but who knows this time?
I'm a bit of a rough diamond, just looking for that special someone to polish the edges off.
I love a good laugh and can tell a mean joke especially after a few drinks, loosens the old tongue somewhat.
So if you would be interested in meeting me for some fun or even romance then email me.
The sooner the better if possible as my domestic incarceration is now starting to feel somewhat tedious.
P.S. If you need any encouragement,...