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About Me
Manufactured during a blackout in the late '70s through a complex process of pulleys and mirrors, i began to learn at a geometric rate and grow expenentially on a physical level. Unable to pay the north eastern electricity board for my maintenance, my parents were forced to switch me off for 26 years which stunted my growth and left me thick as **** --the current status of my being!!! I forged an Archaeology degree certificate from Newcastle University and have incorperated myself into society as a retail worker in BarterBooks, Alnwick while training to become a professional assassin and Belgian bun maker. I was mistaken for Jesus the other d...