I like playing chess against 9yr olds.
I believe happiness is waking up in the morning and realising that you're not called Rupert.
I am startled and then amused by people who look like animals. I once saw a beaver that looked like my granddad. I thought it was my grandad, but then he took his glasses off and i realised it was just a beaver.
I've never been able to eat a scotch egg without getting indigestion. I simply eat them too quickly and i will never learn.
When i roll a die it always lands on four, and i always need two.
I'm rather good at putting myself in someones else's shoes, though sometimes it becomes uncomfortable...