I've been working in Antarctica since Dec '03. My main job here is teaching penguin chicks to ride a unicycle whilst juggling kippers. Once they complete the first module, they're packed off to a Chilean circus to make their fortune. It's a very satisfying occupation for me.
I'm now heading home on a very wobbly ship called the Ernest Shackleton. I don't travel too well on ships so this is not a good time!