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About Me
I live in a patched up umbrella, with a semi sentient toastie named Calvin. For years I lived under the impression that I was a mushroom cloud, but after I blinked a few times I realised that I was just kidding myself. This would be my way of saying, if you want to know something about me, you'd do better to ask, rather than read it here.