The most important attribute of any true hipster is their attitude It’s a mixture of pretentiousness, sarcasm, and a true hatred of anything and everything. It’s very hard to explain so let me give you an example:
Monkey: "Hey Xavier, pretty nice day out today huh?"
Xavier: "F You, Square! I don’t even own a TV. And yeah, it’s nice enough outside for me to get on my homemade bike and ride off to Spain where I can escape this Belgian Corporate Fascism!"
See what I mean?
I work for the European STUDIO 54!!!!!