Hello Everyone and Welcome to My Profile!

First and Foremost, Thank You for stopping by. More, my undying Gratitude goes out to all of you who have taken the time to view, rate and comment on my photographs. Your feedback has been a priceless to me.

If you are so inclined, I occasionally write as well, and if you would peruse my blog columns and even throw some feedback my way it would be great!

Before we get to me, if you actually get that far, I would like to say this, and I would like to say it politely this first time.

I am gregarious by nature and quick to make friends, so chances are that if you request my Add here on WAYN (or anywhere else) I will approve it. I LIKE to meet new people! (Especially women- even more if they are single and attractive- nudge, nudge, wink wink). Oh, and REAL.

But I am NOT interested in your ‘yahoo id’ so I can hit you up and we can chat so that you can tell me that you’re trapped in Nigeria and/or all you’ve ever wanted to meet is a decent, honest, hard-working, faithful, good, loyal, sweet, funny, intelligent, blahblahblahblah yadda yadda yadda guy who can really show you what love is really all about oh and you are willing to travel as far as you have to in order to meet him… so please help me get back home to Alabama where I want to resume my life as the wholesome daughter of a wonderful preacher man to the needy and downtrodden…

First- That scam- no matter what country you tell me you're stuck in because your [fill in close relative here] just died and left you stranded- is OLD, people. Does it really still work? Please.

Number B- We all know that ‘I just want to meet a nice guy’ is a bigger scam than the afore-mentioned Nigeria scam- it just isn’t human nature, or an accurate depiction of what women are actually looking for.

And Bullet Point VII- Work on your grammar. Please. If you are going to be so incredibly obtuse as to keep trying that out-dated chestnut, you can NOT have ‘Indiana’ as where you are from on your profile title page and then have the sentence structure and word use of a semi-retarded 4th grade Russian school boy who somehow gained access to the internet from his English Language classroom. Three words- ARTICLES OF SPEECH.

Okay, I exaggerate, but you get the point.

And one more very important thing. I have NO interest in getting in on any deals!!! I am not looking for any telephone provider, Sub-lingual Viagra, limited time offers on time shares, vitamins, business opportunities, or any other ‘deals or opportunities’ on my Travel Website. I’ll actually go looking for that stuff if I think I might be in the market- or if the Eagles actually win a Superbowl! Which is to say… Well, You get the idea.

Please, Stop it. Go sell crazy somewhere else, we’re full up here.

Okay, now that the disclaimer is out of the way… On to the Good Stuff!

About me… I am a 10th Generation American of English (Quaker descent) on my Mother’s side- my ancestors, the Sca