OK, I found this questionnaire in a book, I'll answer the questions myself.
1) What is your idea of perfect happiness? Playing my guitar out in a field with my mates, just us, a camp fire and a crate of lager!
2) What is your greatest fear? To be honest, dwarves, or discovering I'm not who I think I am.
3) With which historical figure do you most identify with? I don't.
4) Who do you most admire? Probably Bill Hicks but the man's dead now!
5) What do you most deplore about others? Stupidity, ignorance and fear.
6) What vehicles do you own? None.
7) What is your greatest extravagance? Having two guitars.
8) What do you always...