Check my song below for how to keep in touch!! lol
A Scotsman walking through a field, see's a man drinking water from a pool with his hand.
The Scotsman shouts " Awa ye feel hoor thats full O coos Sharn " ( Translated: Don't drink the water, it's full of cow s ** t.)
The man shouts back "I'm English, Speak English, I don't understand you".
The Scotsman shouts back Oh, Sorry..."Use both hands, you'll get more in"