A man was nervously pacing around the waiting room as his wife was giving birth to their first child. After an eternity the doctor came out and said, "I have some news for you... you have a baby girl. And there's something else... she's special.
The man nervously asked, "Special - like retarded?"
The doctor said no and told him to follow him into the room. There lying on the table was his new girl. The doctor then told the man that his baby could fly. The man looked completely perplexed, so the doc said he would show him.
He picked the baby up and threw her across the room where she smashed into a wall and slid to the floor. The m...