It seems that there is an entire page dedicated to my sweet self. I should point out that I am not a particularly sweet character so this description is entirely false, along with a good part of my earhair. Anyway, to the matter at hand:
Loud And Cheesey Announcer: Our first victim is 22 year old Genetics student from Redcliffe in Queensland. He enjoys himself a lot and often does frivilous things like build guitars and attempt to make music with them. His specialist subject is fake facial hair of the 13th century.
Interviewer: Hello Andrew, welcome to the show
Andrew: This is a show?
Interviewer: Yes, and quite a well renowned on...