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About Me
I am a hobbit - short, slightly overweight, hairy and I live underground (well, a basement flat). I'm also fond of food. I terrorise kids, or attempt to teach them Sums. I play Hockey (badly) and I love living by the sea. I am, despite the above, a stud monkey and, I'm always up for fun, whether that's a chat online, going out for an evening, or a fortnight of serious debauchery (the latter is obviously the MOST fun). I'll try anything at least once, and many things more often than that. I have an 11" tongue and can breathe through my ears ;-)