I like turtles, collect stamps and trenchcoats, and own a large collection of binoculars. My girlfriend Maude has silver hair, a charming smile and owns a cat of nine tails. She is more active than most 85 year olds. That's because she is only 79. I live in a wooden shed, wear sandals and schedule my visits into the village around Primary School Opening Hours. I hope this profile will give me a chance to make some more friends and touch some more people.