I am Roger, a.k.a. the Squire of Saskatoon. This is not because I have ever lived in Saskatoon, nor have I ever been anywhere remotely near Saskatoon. I just think Saskatoon is a really funny name. I was actually born and raised in New York City, and I'm currently studying at the University of Toronto.
If you see me, you have the right to give me a hug. I don't mind.
More at 11.