You'd be amazed just how many problems can be made to disapear using nothing more than a roll of carpet, a shovel, and a bag of lime! ;)
It is physically impossible to become bored given adequate amounts of money, and imagination.
Given two or more wheels, and a very, very large engine, I can be kept entertained for a long time!
When talking face-to-face with a very attractive woman, I lose 140 IQ points. At that stage, I'm stuck, because I know nothing about football!