Squirrels live in my walls and robins bounce off my window. I'm not necessarily the biggest animal lover in the world, but they seem to like me okay. Except for chickens -- which I now eat, even though I still consider myself to be a vegetarian in most other ways.
Man, I just loves me some chicken.
I sing, I play guitar, I dance a lick. Can't do the hootchie kootchie yet though. I'm 45 years old, so if I'm ever gonna learn how, it better be pretty soon.
I like to go for long walks along the beach and talk to the dolphins. Everybody loves dolphins, so I thought I'd throw that in just to entice you, whoever you might be. Dolphins are...