"Wit is educated insolence." - Aristotle
I could join the bandwagon and fake it here for your reading pleasure by giving you a ton of saucy details about myself. However, since I am 1) a lazy bastage and can't be assed to "promote" myself and 2) I already know what a wonderful, caring and freaking fantabulous liddle bastage I am - why bother repeating myself? (Feels like deja vu all over again - fffs!)
For all of you who are wondering if I have a hubby or a boyfriend - let your little minds be at ease - I have both (and thank my frigging lucky stars neither one belongs to me!). So now that your curiousity has hopefully been appeased, I...