Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Dear Angelene, I dont know of any man who needs a sandwich in order to get an erection. There are simpler more effective methods. Please contact me for advice. LOL!

glad u finally got it

Ok, yes we are already friends

Dear Mr.Djelloul Nacer, Your anger and outburst against Ms. Angelene Walcott's jokes,are totally misplaced and very unreasonable. These are harmless jokes and you have no right to say such things to her. If these jokes make you unhappy or disturb your assumed sense of morality, then you do not have to read them. She is our friend and has done nothing wrong. These jokes are not directed against anyone in particular and certainly not against you.

Oh gosh!! like seriously, Harinder, he writes them in his language because he knows I won't understand them. They are just jokes and NOT intended for any one... If only i could translate to really see what he had written.

Yes Harinder!, please translate for me... I would appreciate it. Thanks and how r u doing today my friend?

Tell me if any thing bad is said?

I don't think u want me to be your friend. If so, why were u bashing me?

Sorry Babe I did not have a chance to be on WAYN or the last 4 days. Well the message of 18th from your love torn friend is is a rambling mixture of friendship, feelings etc. It says "Friendship is a hand that supports the pain and confusion. It is an ear that listens. Sometimes your pain, your joy It sometimes is a look that sees deep into your soul. Never bethe judge" LOL! so hope you can make some sense of it. Anyway dont rush into marrying this latest love

Let us dream of Duns Fall instead.

Ok, caz I was missing u already. Thank u! he has been writing me poems for the past month.

Oh lord!! here we go again...

Dear Sir, I do not know you and I have no interest in exchanging any communications with you. Your knowledge of the world, it appears to me, is abysmal so do yourself and everybody a avor and do not try to judge my religon. it is way beyond your comprehension or capability. I chose my friends with great care and like to communicate only with

persons who meet my intellectual standards. As it happens your English is even worse than your French and no one can make any sense out of all your rambling. I wish all the best and request you to respect and understand that I have no desire to correspond with you.