A husband suspected his wife was cheating on him He hired a detective but as he was not very well off, he hired the cheapest - a chinese. In a few days the husband got a letter: "Most honorable sir: You leave house. I watch house.He come to house. I watch. He and she leave house.I follow. She and he go in hotel.I climb a tree.I look in window. He kiss she.She kiss he. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. I fall off tree. I not see. No fee Chen Lee"