A husband suspected his wife was cheating on him He hired a detective but as he was not very well off, he hired the cheapest - a chinese. In a few days the husband got a letter:
"Most honorable sir:
You leave house. I watch house.He come to house. I watch.
He and she leave house.I follow. She and he go in hotel.I climb a tree.I look in window.
He kiss she.She kiss he. He strip she. She strip he.
He play with she. She play with he. I play with me.
I fall off tree. I not see.
No fee
Chen Lee"