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Linda 19th Mar 2012
If you think life is bad. How
would you like to be
an egg?
* You only get laid once.
* You only get eaten once.
* It takes 4 minutes to get hard.
Only 2 minutes to
get soft.
* But worst of all.... The only
chick that ever sat
on your face was your mother.
So cheer up.....Your life ain't that
bad!!!
Share it with someone who
you feel can use a
good lay, I mean day;-)
Charity Inonge Nyirenda from Lusaka, Zambia Charity Inonge
Linda...sooo very funny...still laughing here .. lol
21st Mar 2012 · Linda like this · Like See all comments
Christopher  (with reference to Caravan Travel) 25th Sep 2011

A little boy wakes up three nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound coming from his parents room.
Finally one morning he goes to his mom and says, "Mommy, every night I hear you and daddy making noises and when I look in your bedroom you're bouncing up and down on him."
His mom is taken by surprise and says, "Oh.. Well.. ah.. well, I'm bouncing on his stomach because he's fat and that makes him thin again."
And the boy says, "Well, that won't work!"
His mom says, "Why?"
And the boy replies, "Because the lady next door comes by after you leave each day and blows him back

Ramesh Soneji from Mumbai, India Ramesh
is it personal experience?
12th Feb 2013 · M.Temjen like this · Like See all comments
Rossi 27th Nov 2011

A husband suspected his wife was cheating on him He hired a detective but as he was not very well off, he hired the cheapest - a chinese. In a few days the husband got a letter:
"Most honorable sir:
You leave house. I watch house.He come to house. I watch.
He and she leave house.I follow. She and he go in hotel.I climb a tree.I look in window.
He kiss she.She kiss he. He strip she. She strip he.
He play with she. She play with he. I play with me.
I fall off tree. I not see.
No fee
Chen Lee"

Sam Sam from Dubai, United Arab Emirates Sam
Rossi any new laughter bomb to start new year ...waiting for same.
1st Jan 2013 · Like See all comments
San 9th Nov 2011

what does boys have in there trouser but gals don't have in their skirt????

Atallah Hoshan from Dubai, United Arab Emirates Atallah
pockets young man
3rd Jan 2013 · Like See all answers · Reply
Malani Nyirenda  (with reference to IT) 5th Mar 2012



Question:
Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono.
What is the name of the fifth daughter? (a, e, i, o, u)?

Naomie Sesi from Kwale, Kenya Naomie
nunu
6th Jun 2013 · Like See all answers · Reply
Linda 24th Feb 2012

OLD' IS WHEN...
Your sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs and make love,'
and you answer, 'Pick one; I can't do both!'
Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.
You don't care where your spouse goes,
just as long as you don't have to go along.
You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police .
'Getting a little action' means you don't need to take any fiber today.'OLD' IS WHEN...
'Getting lucky'
means you find your car in the parking lot.
An 'all nighter' means not getting up to use the bathroom.
AND
'OLD' IS WHEN...
You are not sure if these are facts or jokes?

Raja Wilson from Karachi, Pakistan Raja Replied to Divyesh's comment
hahaha
24th Oct 2012 · Like See all comments
Rocquel  (with reference to Sleeping, Laughing, Eating, Food & Wine) 18th Nov 2011

A love struck young girl sent the following text to her lover:
If you are sleeping sent me your dreams,
If you are laughing send me your laughs,
If you are eating send me your food,
If you are at the ATM send me your money,
Whatever you are doing send me some.
the boy replies: I'm using the toilet so what should i do?

Rocquel Garvey from May Pen, Jamaica Rocquel Replied to Zoey's comment
so right
23rd Jan 2013 · Like See all comments
Linda 19th Mar 2012

What is the difference between females aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78?

At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story.

At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed

At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.

At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed.

At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.

At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story.

At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story.

At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???

Ceceliah Kamel from Goroka, Papua New Guinea Ceceliah
nice
17th Jan 2013 · Like See all comments
Fatimah 21st Oct 2011

What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe through that thing?

Al Feroz from Jeddah, Saudi Arabia Al
funny
26th Dec 2012 · Like See all comments
Charity Inonge 17th Nov 2011

There was a grandmother who lived with her three grand daughters, and one night, thieves broke into their house. One thief checked on them and noticed that they were extremely beautiful. He said, "how nice, we are going to rape all of you". One of the girls pleaded with the thieves and said, "please take me and do whatever you want to do with me, do'nt just touch my grand mother,I beg of you". The grand mother protested and said, "No Lisa, he said its all of us, not just you!".

San Sha from Mumbai, India San Replied to Charity Inonge's comment
enjoy with raped haha
27th Dec 2012 · Like See all comments
Christopher 15th Oct 2011

What happen to a person who is paralyzed on the left side of their whole body? Come on Firoz, Seni n Charity try to answer this question... :P

Al Feroz from Jeddah, Saudi Arabia Al
now he is alright
26th Dec 2012 · Like See all answers · Reply